Firstly, GOD almighty WHY does this kind of shit happen? I mean, I'm away from the country most of the time and I've got nothing but praise about my homeland, but everytime I'm home, our newspaper headlines are always REALLY REALLY DODGY.
Sodomy accusations, cucumber /& brinjal sexual assault, the blowing up of exotic models with C4 explosives, sex DVDS of a health minister banging not his wife....makes me think that this is a SEX problem.
Oh the picture above.... a Malay Policewoman as you can see from the top left with these foreigners from China they arrested. Apparently these policewomen like to make them do naked squats as well. What on earth was she thinking? Stripping a prisoner and making them do squats as a form of...punishment?? Eh?
Yes folk...Malaysia is in a sex crisis. I mean, as a whole, Malaysia seems freaking LOST. I mean, can we even ARGUE the legitimacy of a gay relationship in Malaysia without being stoned to death? No, right? When I lived in KL recall going to "GAY" clubs , that were specifically gay. They'd have a funky name like Liquid and all you saw in there were guys in tightness. If you were a man, even straight, chances are you'll leave with Some Bodypart groped and if you were a woman, don't wear your pretty shoes out because they'd troddle all over you like you weren't even there. I went anyway because I had a bestest bud that turned out to be gay. The things you'd do for one of these friends I tell you, and vice versa...that's what makes the relationship so wonderful
ANYWAY....Malaysia is SO GAY! I mean we have SUCH a large HUGE crowd of freaking transvestites that patrol chowkitt looking to fill their man-thongs with dollar bills, doing god knows what perversed sexual act in return. I'm all for gay people, but there's something creepy about a block of prostitution full of transvestites. These "women" are fierce! I mean we did pranks like driving through it after a night out or something because it's a must see if you haven't. If they see a woman in the car they get ANGRY...whoa yeah.
Right....so huge transvestite prostitution supply must mean huge demand right, or at least enough demand. These trannies go way out. Most of them have a better figure than me, because they do the necessary nip and tuck here and there, plus the collagen of course.
Moving on....we have of course, our very very famous Anwar, whose sodomy stories have rang for years and years, and now ....again. I never thought this was legitimate because sodomy is not something I'd call or refer to as illegal. I mean, the whole Muslim thing about it I'll never understand, but If you ask me, gay men must have existed for ages. I mean if we can accept that dinosaurs could have existed and go watch Jurrassic Park and all, why can't we accept that gay people existed. I mean, okay, even for those of you who do not believe in science and do not accept the theory of evolution.....you wouldn't break your tv to bits if you turned it on one day and Jurrassic Park was on right? You don't believe in it...it's on tv...nyeh...who cares right? Or are you one of those people who'd pick up the phone and call up the TV cable company and demand to know why such crap was on tv?
IF THE MAN IS GAY, LET HIM BE GAY, WHAT FREAKING GOOD WOULD IT DO LOCKING HIM UP IN A PRISON which I'm assuming would be a MALE PRISON?! I mean Okay the man's big so he's probably in some private lockup but wouldn't that just give him more time to think about ....men?? The one thing he probably has to hide with his life IF indeed the man is GAY and Guilty of sodomizing his aide *rolls eyes* You see this fellow....the VICTIM...he looks SO freaking jolly on the front page of the newspaper man going in to give his statement or something, smiling and shit.... W T F. I mean the copper following him in the picture looked like he could have been raped....I mean this IS RAPE right?? I mean, the guy didn't WANT Anwar to bootyboo him right? Then why the hell does he look SO happy? WHY?? There is NO logical explanation for this. I mean in that case, wouldn't the guy BEING raped have had sexual pleasure out of this? You know, with the relevance of the prostate gland in the male body. Wouldn't this stupid aide have had some sort of sexual benefit out of all of this?
I wouldn't be surprised if the slut went by got the poor man drunk, told him some bs story and seduced him.
IN ANY case, apparently Gay sex is ILLEGAL in Malaysia if you are Bumi I think...
I wouldn't be surprised if the slut went by got the poor man drunk, told him some bs story and seduced him.
IN ANY case, apparently Gay sex is ILLEGAL in Malaysia if you are Bumi I think...
Then we had la that fellow who went to jail cuz he had some affair with a Mongolian model, probably one of her baby's daddy, which eventually led to the blowing up of this model's body after she was shot in the head bla di da.....bits of her body sent to lab, wah came back body of model. Amazing CSI team Malaysia has got....
But when Nurin went missing, then her body found stuffed in a sports bag was found at the bottom of a shoplot, these m*****f*****r punde team of polis pukima negara did nothing with the two strands of hair they found in the bag. I mean they sent la some expert to the States to ANALYZE a CCTV video of a guy that was caught on tape placing a bag at the location where her body was found. That indon that they caught who swallowed her sim card. HELLO?!?!?!?!? Isn't that an OBVIOUS sign that she's hiding something? The bitch was smarter than our police force man. She refused water and food because she didn't want to go to the toilet so the sim card wouldn't be found. So the stupid idiots actually put this crap info in the newspaper article, we read it...wow. So they let her sit there refusing to eat so she wouldn't poop and they just....waited??? COME ON....couldn't they have forced her to eat like ten kgs of really tasty rastali bananas?
Look at the picture below okay, this is a picture of the guy the suspect out of the CCTV video that they analyzed of the person carrying the bag.
Now this is a picture of a person they arrested because he was like around the area and apparently lived around the suspected area
LOOK ITS THE SAME GUY
He was released the same day I think because something didn't match. Too weird for me.
CONVENIENCE....that's KEY for most things that run in Malaysia. It's a policy that works I guess. What I love though, are occasions like this....one of our Datuks who married some Datin, this is what she looked like for Malaysian papparazzi on their wedding day:
There are several pictures snapped roughly of the same imagery....*ahem* but it would be too pornographic for me to display the lot, so this is what she paraded on in...or out of rather. Ladies, she's wearing a rubber strapless bra thing but honestly, what the hell? How can she NOT feel her dress OFF her nipples? Now get this... AGAIN....If my dress was OFF my tits, I would certainly not have THAT face on while my husband tries to lift my cup to cover me nips. Look at that smirk on her face. WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?!??! What fucking disgrace. The beeyatch should dig a hole and bury her face in it....and the guy....my god .... I kind of feel bad for you..
This is as lewdly odd as Janet Jackson and Timberlake's Superbowl nipple stunt.
ODD that they both involve nipples!
Hmmmm
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