Sunday, October 12, 2008

RETARDATION to the MAX! Shah Rukh's a Datuk and Beyonce can't perform in KL?!

"Ah nothing like the wind against your bare nipples"

" Ooh look at my sexy pelvic vein...want to lick the sweat off my chin? "


"I could be your ONLY dreamlover ;)"

"If I were YOUR lover, this is how i'd do it to you! Yeah baby! "




" Sexing it up with a hat....abit of Flashdance for ya here"


"Tripple-whammie-sex-me-up-shot"



KUALA LUMPUR: Bollywood idol Shah Rukh Khan will now flaunt the prefix 'Datuk', a traditional title conferred by the Malaysian royalty and akin to the British knighthood.
The Indian heartthrob will receive his Datukship from the Malacca head, Tun Mohd Khalil Yaakob later on Saturday.
He has been listed as an artiste from Dreamz Unlimited, his filmmaking company, in the list of recipients. Shah Rukh will receive the Darjah Mulia Seri Melaka (DMSM), the third highest title.
He is among 77 recipients of the title.
Khan, 43, is a highly acclaimed Indian actor who works in Bollywood films, as well as a film producer and television host.












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Tell me guys....do the pictures above in ANY WAY show a person deemed "DECENT" by our wonderfully Malaysian standards?


The Guy is shirtless half the time, the rest of the time alternating between pelvic thrusting and jumping around like a nutcase singing with glee. If not that, then he's beating a bunch of men up.

I am SO confused...artists such as Avril Lavigne and Beyonce Knowles aren't allowed to perform because of their sultry outfits and just because of the hyper-activity that apparently goes on with these concerts.



F**K all these double standards. Then you go and give a punkpunde like Khan here titleship in Malaysia all because he literally SHOOK HIS ASS around during a video IN WHICH HE DIDNT EVEN SING IN! I mean, he LIP SYNCHED around Taman Gajah for five minutes, so he deserves this title??



I swear, you get more posts of this freak shirtless if you google "Shahrukh shirtless" and you dont even get one of Beyonce if you google "Beyonce shirtless" What the hell kind of message are these older assholes sitting as position of power sending off to the rest of the world about Malaysia?



We need to slowly shoot dead all the wrinkly farts sitting on their inflated prostates and fake book of bullshit guidance and replace it all....

TIME TO CLEAN THE F*****G SLATE guys not add dumkunts to our list of already huge dumkunts



"HALAL?! Screw you guys I'm gettin CruNkeD!!! :D~~~~ "

"Yeh I get my smoke on too"

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